Saturday, January 9, 2016

12 Ways I Know You Read Buzzfeed


  1. You know that Sunny Leone is the most popular porn star in India
  2. You tried 25 crock-pot recipes last year and they all tasted like crap
  3. You solved the Find the Hare in Tortoises picture puzzle and shared your victory with all of your followers
  4. You are forty years old, male, and underemployed, but when you took the eight picture test you were identified as a 20 year old, hard-charging single female
  5. You're confident you can start an illicit affair with Five Easy Words
  6. You feel comfortable swearing at work now
  7. You've got the 411 on the latest Victoria Beckham quotes
  8. You know exactly what to say if you meet a lesbian at the gym
  9. You identify with 18 of the "21 Things only Gummy Bear Addicts Would Know"
  10. You have 18 Great Ideas for composing a greeting card on a sheet of toilet paper
  11. You are reassured that your poop is normal even though you have always suspected otherwise
  12. You discovered a new sexual fetish taking the color test and can't wait to try it