Hey Would-be Refuters! Good news. Yours truly has been asked to speak at the Republican National Convention next week. The organizing committee didn't seem all that thrilled in extending me the invitation, but they seem to have a lot of empty slots to fill. Here's my topic: "Historians Agree: Donald Trump is the Greatest President of the United States EVER!" I believe I'm scheduled for Tuesday morning at 2 a.m. I'm really jazzed. See you in Cleveland.
Sleep is a better alternative.
ReplyDeleteHow can I sleep? I'm making (up) history!
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DeleteGreat idea! I can be bigger than life on the jumbotron! I wonder if it will support the weight of my big brain.
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