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| Barry O'Bama |
Once again, Barry Obama beat me out for Most Admired Man in
America. I am flabbergasted. How the American People can have failed to
notice my superior qualities, I’ll never know.
First of all, I am always right. It says so on the internet, even though I
might have put it there myself. Second,
I am better looking. He has those funny
ears. I have noble ears which I have no
fear of getting caught in the elevator door.
Thirdly, I’m a better community organizer. Why, just last week I organized a little band
of elementary school children to sniff out illegal pot farms. All we got was poison ivy, but that’s beside
the point.
As they say, there is always next year. Maybe O’Bama will die of alcohol poisoning
next St. Patrick’s Day. Until then, I
remain unrefuted.
One of the deceptions O used when he first started out as a ''community organizer'' was to cold call potential donors and claim himself as Irish. Not a sincere bone in his body.
ReplyDeleteI did meet a guy named O'Bama once, but he had red hair and skin cancer.
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