Spread-head Viewer

The Spread-head Viewer. Through Gimmicks with Mirrors, The Effective Pupillary Distance is Increased From About 56mm To Approximately 260mm.

We live in interesting times. The physicists at CERN have confirmed the existence of The Force and that it binds our universe together. Job satisfaction is way down among Porn actors. Yet the truth shall set us free whether we want it to or not. Today, I introduce the Spread-head Viewer, a totally revolutionary 21st century concept.

Here's the basic idea of the spread-head viewer. Normally our eyes are a shy bit under three inches apart, which establishes the parallax for our stereoscopic vision. That stereo effect allows us to experience the world in many nuanced ways. We see objects in their total context, we see the front and the back, and from side to side.

The Spread-head Viewer takes it to a new whole level. It spreads our pupillary distance of about three inches to ten or twelve inches, and potentially beyond. Think of the applications. The Secret Service can use it to see around trees, vehicles, and other obstacles to keep us safe from democracy. Park Rangers can use it to count the squirrel population more accurately.Your Walmart can figure out where that goddamned last box of Kleenex is.

I am working up a licensing agreement for my Intellectual Property rights. If you or your  company are doing this technology and trespassing on my rights, do contact me so we can duke it out. I am confident we can reach an understanding to bring this great invention to the American People.

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