It goes without saying that the garbage trucks should be fitted with 50-caliber machine gun mounts. For God's sake, do you know where they're going? Into neighborhoods with colored people that's where! Our sanitation engineers should be outfitted with camouflage too. I guess that means a background of broken windows and murals of Malcontent X.
And after all, what is garbage? The latest from the Trump stump: Mexicans are garbage. Black people are garbage. Muslims are garbage. Everyone is garbage. Except 'us'.
Stand up for your privileges white people! Sure we dominate every board of directors, governorship, state legislature, pretty much every body of power in the land. Yet these coloreds want to worm their way in. A piece of the pie for Muslims? No way, no how! Bad enough that Mormons are in the game. And Mexicans! Give me a break! They can't even talk right!
Sure, it's really corporate greed and trends in globalization that are putting economic pressure on us. But isn't a simpler story to blame people who are even a shade off-white? Thankfully, we have Trump Power now! I move that we program our voting machines for "automatic" this fall; that is, automatic Trump, so we don't even have to bother to go to the polls. That way, Trump will win the minority vote hands down. As promised. See?
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