Ten Things You Must Know To Start Your Tuesday

1. If you ate a bag of carrots everyday, starting now, you could have orange eyeballs by next Halloween.
2. Deaf people make the happiest couples.
3. In theory, it works in practice. In practice, it doesn't.
4. As embryos, the first thing that develops is our anus. Then our thumb.
5. How the Amish hunt deer: a group of them sneak up on one and build a barn around it.
6. Some people have their head so far up their a$$ they look normal.
7. People who speak French are called "francophones." People who speak English are called "anglosaxophones."
8. The difference between a fart and a bassoon: vibrato.
9. Safe sex experts emphasize the importance of washing the condom thoroughly after each use.
10. There are only 92 naturally occurring elements on Earth. Bitchium isn't one of them.

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