The presidential field is the most exciting I've seen in my lifetime. A parade of public servants have lined up to win my approval. They are first-class and they work so hard it makes me cry. How can we go wrong? America's future is very bright indeed with these all-stars in the running. Yet, we must choose among these brilliant leaders. I can't tell you how to vote, but I can introduce these near deities to you. Here is a summary of the candidates in five words or less, which is all you need to know.
Donald Trump - Make America Grate Again.
Ben Carson - Zzzzzz
Jeb! - Makin' Spanish Bacon!
Bernie Sanders - The American People are Idiots.
Rand Paul - Trust me, I'm a doctor.
The Huckster - The direct dial to God.
John Kasich - Rational RINO.
Hillary Clinton - I am woman.
LOL. This campaign has been quite an experience thus far. The clown car overfloweth.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the color commentary! Gotta feeling we ain't seen nuthin' yet!
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